recondite

The state of or acting Obscure or Ridiculous

that bitch-hoe was acting recondite, we should give that hoe da pimp slap.

by Philip L. Wiggle-Smith Jr. the 3rd July 26, 2006

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021