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precondition 

An invalid excuse for not conducting diplomatic relations with Iran; Doublespeak for "It's my way or the high way". This word is a loaded term used to invalidate the whole idea of Foreign Diplomacy, especially for the purposes of making peace and avoiding war.
"My opponent, Barrack Obama wants to meet with the leaders of Iran without 'precondition". ;- Basically saying, yeah we'll meet with you but only to give the the opportunity to agree to the terms that WE set forth; all is non-negotiable.
precondition by Nico Salazar January 13, 2009
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Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.
In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"
Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.
I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!
precognition by charlestan April 19, 2006

premonition 

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
premonition by max September 17, 2004

Anal Precognition 

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

social preconditioning 

noun

refers to a set of subversive leftist measures which are applied to the social environment of a targeted society. Whereby by means of formulating and interjecting a series of events, preconditioning the social environment so to achieve the forced gradual change in the normal day to day activities of the social group, the entailment of which will be the progressive erosion and ultimately the disruption of the social activities, norms and structure of the society in question.
social preconditioning can best be categorized by referring to the forced change and altering of traditional and normal activities and social habits in Western societies do to the persistent and increasing rise and the threat of terrorism.

Hindsight Premonitions 

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.
Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.
Hindsight Premonitions by Ryryq November 30, 2009