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LAMe as fuck! Wack, unentertaining!
Is also a state of being.

Also spelled: Rrrrnnnttt OR Rnt
"The chicken is rearnt because it tastes like shit!"
rearnt by BriDamPaitLiz December 20, 2013
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Rearsthesia 

When you experience your butt and legs falling asleep due to sitting on toliet to long
I was looking up something on ebay while taking a crap before I knew it I got rearsthesia and could bearly get off toliet much less walk.
Rearsthesia by ashane June 2, 2015
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rernt by Sleezy B October 12, 2003

Queerness in the Rearness 

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.
Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

Reartard 

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.
Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed
Reartard by Hograt September 5, 2009
Reanté is the love of my life and probably the
love of your life too. She's the most intelligent
and hard working human being and that's why
she succeeds at everything she does. She has the
best and quickest imagination and makes the
funniest jokes. Morgan is the kind of beautiful
that addicts you and infects you and inspires you
to be the best version of yourself. She
encapsulates so many superlatives: the most
beautiful, smart, kind and funny girl on earth at
any point in time.
Reanté is my bae.
Reanté by CuntNugget13 November 23, 2021
Rearted - retarted and smart
I like to use it at work
Talking to friends
I use it for everything
The word rearted is this a word to feel good. To make a word that isn't bad. Something for us smart but a little retarted ones out there.
Rearted by P W T H September 22, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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