Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.

Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed

by Hograt September 5, 2009

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

rartard

Another word for retard, along with rarted and other words. Used as a less offensive alternative to retard and a meme in its entirety.

That guy is such a rartard

by Meme Thesaurus October 31, 2018

Rearwardship124

Is a hero to all he has saved many from the grasp of the devil, some would say that he is a god, but he thinks he's not

Rearwardship124 is our savior

by gusty Rusty April 20, 2022

Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

rartard

1. Someone who makes torrents with RAR files in them.

2. By extension, any blithering idiot.

From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"

by swedishmeatball August 26, 2007

Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

by SEMFP June 14, 2013