reaparting 

To have intent to reconvene with a previous activity/thing.

I got mad at a project I was working on and left, But don't worry I will be reaparting with this tomorrow.

reaparting by BigCheif445 October 8, 2025

Error Reporting 

A new thing in Windows XP for the user to have the option of sending in the error to Microsoft. It is said to be useless and annoying, but in future years(3-5) Theres errors will be programmed and used to help...but they have no effect on the programs right now.

To disable these annoying things, go to Control Panal>Performance and Maintenance>System>Advanced>Error Reporting>Check 'Disable error reporting.'

Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable

Error Reporting by Taylor January 4, 2005

Ramparting 

The act of having sex with a woman with the intent of leaving immediately afterward and never speaking to her again.

Woody Harrelson's ramparting of virgins at high school graduation parties ends in tears. Not his tears.

Ramparting by jover10 March 22, 2012

ramparting 

Taking the virginity of a school girl at her prom and leaving her alone

Avoiding answering a question by remaining violently on another topic.

A defensive wall of a castle or walled city, having a broad top with a walkway and typically a stone parapet.

A defensive or protective barrier.

Q: What movie was the most fun for you to work on? Are you happy with the reception Zombieland received?

Ramparting answer: Well I usually wouldn't say fun...intense, challenging, engaging, yeah.

ramparting by sirin March 8, 2012

Indonesian Reporting Commission 

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.

My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!

Indonesian Reporting Commission by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019

Repanting 

To wear a pair of pants more than one day in a row. Can also be applied to other articles of clothing. i.e. Resocking, reshirting, etc.

I'm totally repanting, laundry is for squares.

Repanting by Tullay August 15, 2009

BODROV REPORTING 

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.

You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!

BODROV REPORTING by alexthechicken May 31, 2019