Rattle snake

When you decorate your dick with 2 maracas, in order to produce a rattle snake sound. Used to either attract a female or intimidate an opponent.

This guy tried to fight me but my rattle snake scared him off and stole his girlfriend.

by DaChef69 April 9, 2019

Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.

How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...

by all about low expectations January 17, 2010

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

Chico State Rattle Snake

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.

"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"

by Anthony1961 September 2, 2007

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by Patrick March 10, 2005