Definitions by Con-Artist

Risky Susan 

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.

I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.

Risky Susan by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

The Rattle Snake 

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

The Rattle Snake by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Boggart

When having sex doggy style you place your knees on the backs of her legs. Do this until her legs fall asleep. Then kick her and run away. She can not pursue you!

Dude i boggarted mr. cotton last night

Boggart by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

Turkish Tumble by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Muffbag 

1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.

Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag

Muffbag by Con-Artist March 9, 2005