When you go to the beach and get sunburned while wearing sunglasses leaving the area around your eyes unchanged. You have now become half raccoon half lobster.
After wearing my sunglasses the entire week of my vacation to the Bahamas, I looked like a rackster
An unemployed loser who moves back in with his/her parents after dropping out of school, quitting his/her job, breaking up with a girl/boyfriend, and generally failing everything that he/she attempts. This individual may be delusional, and unaware that he/she is, in fact, a rinkster.
This may occur because the individual has no grasp of the functioning of adults in the real world, or simply because he or she is utterly pathetic.
"Dude, did you hear Joey didn't get a job, broke up with his girlfriend, spent other peoples' money, did drugs, and dropped out of school?"
"Holy shit! What a RINKSTER!!!"
"Yeah, but somehow he still loves himself. What a delusional cocky bitch."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.