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rinkster 

An unemployed loser who moves back in with his/her parents after dropping out of school, quitting his/her job, breaking up with a girl/boyfriend, and generally failing everything that he/she attempts. This individual may be delusional, and unaware that he/she is, in fact, a rinkster.

This may occur because the individual has no grasp of the functioning of adults in the real world, or simply because he or she is utterly pathetic.
"Dude, did you hear Joey didn't get a job, broke up with his girlfriend, spent other peoples' money, did drugs, and dropped out of school?"

"Holy shit! What a RINKSTER!!!"

"Yeah, but somehow he still loves himself. What a delusional cocky bitch."

"Skiddama RINKY DINKY DOOO."
rinkster by The_Rinkster January 26, 2011
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Almighty Magical Rickster 

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!
-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

rickster 

when ricky gets bitches so he gets called rickster
“woah look at ricky getting bitches, he’s turning into a rickster”
rickster by younglegendbobby November 28, 2018

rickster 

Someone so emotionally attached to work that they overreact about it any thing all the time.
"Hurry up and finish waiting for paint to dry!" ..... easy rickster...
"WHO DIDN'T MAKE TEA?" .... easy rickster...
rickster by Donjuan38ii3 March 28, 2016

The rickster 

That one kinda fat and fuck ugly kid in your middle school ELA class who is the most hilarious mother fucker you've ever met and can do a perfect voice impression of everyone from Trump, to George Bush, to Edna from The Incredibles. The list goes on. He also manages to make the most boring things funny with his unrivalled charisma and 100% lack of the ability to feel shame. The Rickster is certainly one to be admired
"Holy shit Ian! The Rickster and his comrade, the Nickster made a rap about nouns and it's hilarious! (Also known as the world renowned rappers: Thug Monkey and Nicko Mode)

Rikkstered 

When a man meets a homeless whore one night and brings her home to stay at his house until she can get her own apartment, and tell you he's helping out a friend.
After going to Casino last night , this morning my {boyfriend} rikkstered me about the {girl on his couch}.
Rikkstered by WnCforever April 19, 2018

Ricksterrr 

A 14 Year old Twitch Streamer and Tiktoker.
He started streaming on March 2020!
"Hey, do you know that streamer named ricksterrr?"
"Ya! I love his streams, i always go to them."
"He is soooo funny, and his mods are soooo good!"
"im def using my Twitch Prime on him"
Ricksterrr by Ricksterrr November 23, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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