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randOMG

A combination of random and OMG. It is to be used in situations situations in which one or the other doesn't quite so it justice, but when combined it provides the perfect description!
Person 1: "Something happened to me the other day but I can't decide whether to use the term 'random' or 'OMG'. Any help?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! Just say randOMG!"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, that works! Well it was like so randOMG...."
by Z-Man13 November 14, 2011
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randomite

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture
The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!
by Starchylde December 24, 2014
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Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Random Chimp Event

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
by AXKZ October 30, 2020
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Randominity

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.
randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away
by Trudojo June 29, 2006
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random crit

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014
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random.php

Person: *taps random button* Oh I got sent to random.php
by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020
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