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R-O-T-F-L-O-L
R-O-T-F-L-O-L by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006
A R O L
A really outlandish love,
Stricken to strive sourchful style in life.
Separation is a serpents pleasure with I.
Reminding me of field where I dreamed you and I, we walked on the sky.
Together the water was the source of engery we aurora’d Alive, castles with drawl bridges not far further distanced lied.
The spectrum of color cut sharpess glares through my eyes.
I sit next to you on a crate, as your eyes alline pathways into mine,
Inside you I see me, my true ego and awareness as human at least I can’t decide.
Weather were ever really seperated just congruent to the frequency of each others minds.
I need it I want more it intrigues me everytime.
Every second til the gas light leaves me reminded I’m congitive disaster clementine.
Cemented to my feet I sink deeper in your soul, radiate your chi through chakras all in glance.
This picture perfect spectrum, flashes as you blink the hint.
Back to earth from yonder, your vessel starts to twitch.
Looking in my eyes love I see the discontinent.
Say my name and look around, your soul and heart is his.
Little does playground stomp with you and me.
I’m really quite withdrawing from the emotions I have hid.
I can’t say it unless we’re alone but it can’t be makebelieve.
Can’t you reach out for me and show me I’m not just feeling nothing from your seat.
Stricken to strive sourchful style in life.
Separation is a serpents pleasure with I.
Reminding me of field where I dreamed you and I, we walked on the sky.
Together the water was the source of engery we aurora’d Alive, castles with drawl bridges not far further distanced lied.
The spectrum of color cut sharpess glares through my eyes.
I sit next to you on a crate, as your eyes alline pathways into mine,
Inside you I see me, my true ego and awareness as human at least I can’t decide.
Weather were ever really seperated just congruent to the frequency of each others minds.
I need it I want more it intrigues me everytime.
Every second til the gas light leaves me reminded I’m congitive disaster clementine.
Cemented to my feet I sink deeper in your soul, radiate your chi through chakras all in glance.
This picture perfect spectrum, flashes as you blink the hint.
Back to earth from yonder, your vessel starts to twitch.
Looking in my eyes love I see the discontinent.
Say my name and look around, your soul and heart is his.
Little does playground stomp with you and me.
I’m really quite withdrawing from the emotions I have hid.
I can’t say it unless we’re alone but it can’t be makebelieve.
Can’t you reach out for me and show me I’m not just feeling nothing from your seat.
A R O L by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. by b_sack November 15, 2007
R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n by LittleT March 19, 2012
T.R.O.L.L
IM Guy 1- Your Mum so fat people jog around her for exercise
IM Guy 2- Hey shutup
IM Guy 3-T.R.O.L.L.!!
IM Guy 2- Hey shutup
IM Guy 3-T.R.O.L.L.!!
T.R.O.L.L by Smegley Weggley August 1, 2009
L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L by Little Ninja April 4, 2009
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