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a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
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A Qoomer is a person who supports Qanon and doesn't know of Operation TRUST. These people don't know the first thing about psyops or how they work. Comes from the word 'coomer' and the whole '-oomer' meme series.
Normal person: "Man, I wish Donald Trump wasn't such an idiot. He doesn't deserve his followers."
Qoomer: "OHHHHH NOOOOOO I'M GONNA QOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OHHHHGAWWWWD I AM QOOOOOMINGGGGG!!!!" *does a series of elaborate mental gymnastics to say that Trump still hasn't lost.*
Qoomer by sneedpostius_prime January 31, 2021
1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby
1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full
Qloom by Jeans July 19, 2007
the biggest homie that cops dome daily
qoomz ur just the dooooks
qoomz by theducer March 1, 2009
Similar meaning to cute, but takes it to a whole new level.
Guy 1: "Damn that girl is really cute"
Guy 2: "Yea, shes qyoote"
qyoote by mUsHro0m5 July 18, 2010
When an object falls down and levitates back up.
I dropped an egg today but luckily a qoom happened.

Past tense: qoomed
Action in progress: qooming
Qoom by Zanadian September 20, 2018