Qloom

1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby

1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full

by Jeans July 19, 2007

quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.

Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.

by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022

Qoomer

A Qoomer is a person who supports Qanon and doesn't know of Operation TRUST. These people don't know the first thing about psyops or how they work. Comes from the word 'coomer' and the whole '-oomer' meme series.

Normal person: "Man, I wish Donald Trump wasn't such an idiot. He doesn't deserve his followers."
Qoomer: "OHHHHH NOOOOOO I'M GONNA QOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OHHHHGAWWWWD I AM QOOOOOMINGGGGG!!!!" *does a series of elaborate mental gymnastics to say that Trump still hasn't lost.*

by sneedpostius_prime January 31, 2021

qyoom

when you cum enthusiastically and energetically

Cuzeth: I am QYOOMING at the thought
wowinl: wtf

by notgrando October 24, 2020

qloopi

When juice comes out of your asshole

YOOO HE’S LEAKING QLOOPI

by shingwynol March 31, 2021

qoomz

the biggest homie that cops dome daily

qoomz ur just the dooooks

by theducer March 1, 2009

Qoom

When an object falls down and levitates back up.

I dropped an egg today but luckily a qoom happened.

Past tense: qoomed
Action in progress: qooming

by Zanadian September 20, 2018