quovum 

wiry hairs located around the anus, beginning at the perineum and ending within the crack between the gluts.

When Johnny was wiping after having a bowel movement, toilet paper became trapped in his quovum.

quovum by funksolemother May 29, 2010

Quovum 

The small hairs located all around ones butt hole.

Before getting your butt hole bleached, you should shave your Quovum so they're less noticeable.

Quovum by eevil1 March 30, 2016

A Quorum

When someone goes silent after doing something wrong/ knowing they are wrong and you know they can hear you but they choose to ignore you anyway. This can occur in real life or over any kind of online voice chat including phone calls.

"Wtf why did you just steal my kill?"
"..."
"Ahh dont do a Quorum...."

A Quorum by Everybodythatyouarent October 22, 2011

quorum 

The number of people of convokation or society that must be present for the meeting to happen.

The required quorum was not met that night.

quorum by Larstait November 15, 2003

Quorum 

An old term with a new meaning originating in Michigan and spreading rapidly.

Though Quorum does have a literal definition and is used by those with a solid vocabulary, it has recently made its way into popular venacular as a synonym for anything awesome, cool, legit, etc.

Quorum, as it is used now, is quite versitile: ranging anywhere from an adjective, to a noun, to an interjection.

The limits are endless for quorum, and if you're quorum you'll say it too.

1. Dude, he's fucking quorum at guitar.

2. Did you see that?!?!... quorumus-maximus

3.
Stupid guy a: Sorry dude, I broke your fridge door.

Awesome guy b: That is so not quorum.

4.

Hilarious man:Whats his quorum level?

Not-Hilarious Man:over 9000

Hilarious Man:...Old quorum is old.

5. No fucking quorum!

Quorum by Witcheti October 28, 2009

Quorum 

In Mormonism, a group of men originally esetablished as equal authorities. They soon became rivals. Eventually the one "of Twelve Apostles" gained ascendancy. There was a brief interim during which the Quorum of the First Presidency, in the person of Brigham Young, was the head quorum. After his death, the Quorum of Twelve Apostles gradually acquired supreme authority. Other quorums and presidencies, such as the First Quorum of the Seventy, the Quorum of the Lord's Anointed, the Patriarch of the Church, the First Bishopric, and so on, gradually become junior officers. The Quorum of Twelve Apostles with its First Presidency figurehead became the senior officers. By this time, the quorums all managed the Mormon Church indistinguishable from a corporate enterprise such as Amway, Avon, or other companies that rely on door-to-door salesmen and motivation rallies. Although there is no Quorum of Tithing, Tithing does play a very big role in the running of the Church, including who gets to be a member, who gets to go to the temple, and who gets promoted.

"We don't need a majority to have a quorum, because we ARE the quorum!"

Quorum by Alma the Middler April 17, 2009

quorumtine 

The minimum number of quarantined, work-from-home members that must be logged into an online video meeting to make the proceedings valid.

As the Zoom leader waited for the tenth member to sign in, unable to begin until the meeting had a quorumtine, she wondered whether they would ever see each other again in the real world.

quorumtine by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020