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1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk
Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.
Quizno by John March 10, 2005

The Quizno's sub 

A sexual act in which ones penis is inserted into a sandwich, then sucked on through said sandwich.
So then I made a sandwich and made the bitch give me a Quizno's sub.
The Quizno's sub by Phantom Renegade February 10, 2005

Mr. Quizno 

An art teacher/track coach who is famous for his throat punches
Guys, did you hear joe was sent home after Mr. Quizno nigerian throat punched him
Mr. Quizno by LbC December 3, 2019
A word used on the show Voltron: Legendary Defender that comes from the Altean language. It is basically the equivalent of the English word "Fuck".
Season 2, Episode 3, 9:41 " I will not have some quiznak-ing Galra soldier on the bridge of my ship!" -Allura
Quiznak by ya boi trevor November 26, 2018
A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.
Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014
Quiznak is a term in the animated show Voltron Legendary Defenders and it's closest translation from Altean to English is some combination (or can be used in place of either) of the f-word and dang it.
"Quiznak! You're lucky i have a case of the old ‘sleep chamber knees.'" -Coran

"What the quiznak?" -almost everyone

"Here's an option: shut your quiznak." Is used incorrectly by Lance
Quiznak by Voltron Fangirl January 1, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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