Quiznosh

To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos.
Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis.

Bob: I got a Quiznosh last night!

Ross: Nice, what did you have?

Bob: Meatballs.

Ross: No, I asked what you had. Not her!

by The Raff April 1, 2009

quiznos

The most expensive sandwiches in the universe.

I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.

by Jared Fogel August 3, 2006

quiznos rat

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials

Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!

by Chaich February 13, 2004

Quiznose

A girl who looks like she has a good looking face from the front, but when she turns her head to the side and you see how screwed up or how big her nose is, it makes you question whether or not she is actually hot.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that blonde on the other end of the bar? Pretty cute.

Guy 2: I was thinking the same thing at first, but then I caught a glimpse of that quiznose and totally changed my mind.

Guy 1: OH SNAPPP what a schnoz

Guy 2: Yeah, total grenade

by dekes_b00ty November 18, 2010

quiznos

If you enjoy cannabis, this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the munchies.

Being a sub jockey at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with musician or entrepreneur. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.

If you have eaten at a quiznos on Route 40 in howard county there is a high probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to toke the smoke.

by Alien probe-meat May 21, 2006

Quiznos

A sub joint that boasts toasted subs. Tasty sandwiches, but very overpriced and the sub-jockey's are a bit anal about what condiments you put on it.

I feel like spending $15 at a fast food joint, let's go to Quizno's

by Paul December 30, 2004

Quiznos

Good Sandwiches and so are Subway's.

What weirds me out about Quiznos though is those things singing on their commercials.I mean,what the fuck are those tings anyways? I haven't been able to figure it out.My best guess is that they are singing abortions.

Quiznos is good,their commercials consist of a couple of singing abortions sitting their singing about their sandwiches and their latest deals.

by weird shit August 11, 2004