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Quiznotron

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.
Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"
You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"
Subway employee: "The WHAT?"
You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"
Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"
Quiznotron by Wattsup September 25, 2005
Related Words

Quiznosh 

To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos.
Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis.
Bob: I got a Quiznosh last night!

Ross: Nice, what did you have?

Bob: Meatballs.

Ross: No, I asked what you had. Not her!
Quiznosh by The Raff April 1, 2009

quizroach 

A dashing young romeo of the insect genus who takes pleasure in scrambling words and poking the lady's.
That quizroach is a smart ass, loquacious, fool who really has a way with those three-word score.
quizroach by fudat June 18, 2007

Squiznotch 

1 of many unspecific glands in the body, liable to damage from foreign waterslides.
Ah no, that knacked, my ears are full of water and I think Ive popped a squiznotch.
Squiznotch by Cleva Shite August 21, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026