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Quiznotron

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.
Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"
You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"
Subway employee: "The WHAT?"
You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"
Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"
Quiznotron by Wattsup September 25, 2005

Quiznosh 

To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos.
Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis.
Bob: I got a Quiznosh last night!

Ross: Nice, what did you have?

Bob: Meatballs.

Ross: No, I asked what you had. Not her!
Quiznosh by The Raff April 1, 2009

quizroach 

A dashing young romeo of the insect genus who takes pleasure in scrambling words and poking the lady's.
That quizroach is a smart ass, loquacious, fool who really has a way with those three-word score.
quizroach by fudat June 18, 2007

Squiznotch 

1 of many unspecific glands in the body, liable to damage from foreign waterslides.
Ah no, that knacked, my ears are full of water and I think Ive popped a squiznotch.
Squiznotch by Cleva Shite August 21, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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