Quiznoob Share definition Flag Someone who goes to Quizno's and orders, rather noobishly, from the wrong side of the counter. "Whoa bro, take a look at that lame Quiznoob who fucked up the line by trying to cut in front of everyone asking for a Torpedo" Quiznoob by The Name's Plissken April 13, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Quiznoob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch