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When you have Anal sex ("forgetting" a condom, of course) and are finished, there is going to be an amount of poo packed into your cock nostril. Afterwards, when you goto the bathroom, the pressure in the urethra forces the poo out in banana shape. Placing a small quippit sieve in the toilet will allow you to collect these mysterious treasures. Legend has it, if you collect 10 of these and bury them in the garden, you will be rewarded with 10 years of good luck.
GUY1: I can't believe you won on ANOTHER lottery ticket. How did you get so lucky?
GUY2: One word dude, quippit
quippit by mrweir April 9, 2011
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quippin' up 

It means "just joking about it" quip is another word for joke, so the verb quipping means joking.
Do we really have a test tommarow???????

Na, I'm just quippin' up.
quippin' up by basketballer12232 November 21, 2010
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a substantial, explanatory annotation that provides invaluable contextual and biographical information; usually in epic poems
Hey what are those things in books

like old books, where there are like little quipits on passages, like explaining the history behind this part of the book or like the meaning of the word
quipit by jmoney017 May 18, 2009

quipping 

Quipping is the method many video game developers use to avoid the workload involved with voice acting; it is the use of short phrases or sounds (grunts, laughter, etc.) in the place of fully voiced lines of dialogue.
The quipping in Fire Emblem seems kinda lazy, but I guess it saves time and money during production.
quipping by Onnikus October 10, 2018
When you're hanging out, having a good time and not doing that much. Essentially having an alright time.
Norman: Hey whats up?
Elijah: quippin with fred
quippin by sofiaaaa October 5, 2015
It's like saying pun, but in fancy bitch language.
He had many quippets in his performance.

quipping 

Quipping is when you say you are going to quit dipping, but you know you'll pack a lip within a few days because you are addicted.
"So, my New Year's Resolution is to quit dipping."

"Whatever dude, you're quipping."
quipping by Hux1310 December 29, 2008