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A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.
Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014
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quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.
Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.
quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016

Lucifer's Quinoa 

A slang term for marijuana.
Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom 

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
quinoa mom by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinones 

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
Quinones by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

quilombo 

1)the spanish word for "clusterfuck"
2)something very difficult to do.
al terminar el partido de futbol se armo quilombo.

es un trabajo muy dificil, un quilombo.
quilombo by matias July 3, 2004