quifing 

verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife

as he was fucking me i was quifing, i wondered if he had heard me

quifing by ezmerelda September 12, 2005

quofing 

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quiring 

Witty.

That was a quiring statement.

Quiring by Quickly March 7, 2009

quiffing 

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

quiffing by obvsval February 21, 2023

quiping 

when you are exited about something, though have no words to express your level of excitement.

"Hey buddy, I have two tickets to the world cup final, want to come?"

Seriously, I'm Quiping!

quiping by NZMAN July 31, 2011

quirfing

A fart that is formed in the testis and travels through the vas deferens and emerges though the penis. It is a painfully process is ultimately fulfilling with the female species.

After I was eating mexican food I started quirfing loudly in spanish class.

quirfing by Jack "spuds" Kiewel November 5, 2010

quiving out 

Violently jerking about

Did you see Brett after he took that massive bong rip? He was quiving out!

quiving out by rendawg69 April 21, 2023