wondered 

the best person to exist, you will be happy to be friends with him. better than arissa and jassie and everyone else, he will beat u in everying.

omg look at that guy, hes such a WONDERED

wondered by wondered December 13, 2018

small wondered 

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

small wondered by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011

Stevie-Wondered 

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

Stevie-Wondered by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.

You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."

Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

wonderer 

Someone who doesn't know where the road is taking them but they have the courage to go any way.

The wonderer traveled the countryside not knowing where they were but loved every moment.

wonderer by Travelmuch? August 21, 2017