Quafing 

When a leotard rides so far up a girls font bottom, that it chafes her quim.
A natural result of a tight camel toe.

Jeez, look how far up her sludge gulch that is, must be giving her some right Quafing.

Quafing by QuafKing100 July 19, 2022

Quaking 

Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.

"And then she SNATCHED that lady's weave! Bitch didn't have me shook, she had me QUAKING!"

Quaking by nottodaythanks May 26, 2017

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

Earth Quaking by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

Nectar quaffing by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

quofing 

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quoafing 

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quaving up

The name given to the latter expirience when the un-appealing effect of your jeans being pulled by a gravataional pull, falls directly below waistline while in effect ones boxers seem to go upwards towards ones bellybutton, therefore giving a seemingly wedgey expirence.

Two School kids are walking home one day, after a hard day at school, the shortest of the two realises he is expirencing some pain towards his groin area, he inspects the matter and realises to his suprise his jeans are swaggering a tad low and his boxers are way off course!

"YO BRO, MA Jeans are swaggering how they do while im Quaving up in the DIZZLE"

"Shitt Man Thats Nasty"

Quaving up by Zephir Moriarty February 27, 2008