What your mom was REALLY doing last night.
Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.
by Momfucker August 8, 2015
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When saying it once just isn't enough.
As Brett took Ana from behind, both hands twisting her nipples and thrusting vigorously inside her rectum, she screamed 'fuck me fuck me'
by Fedora Jack September 21, 2016
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1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.
1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"
by RollABowl December 24, 2014
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Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".
Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.
by Xeno The Cowardly Prince June 20, 2010
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When I want you to take your big hard cock and ram me hard and fast until I'm shaking and squirting
Oh yeah baby!!! Fuck me!! A-Ah~ deeper!!! Ah yes!! Ooh.. ah! Right there! Fuck me!!!
by GummiTheDeliciousBitch December 28, 2016
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1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
by HAIL January 5, 2005
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