quirfing

A fart that is formed in the testis and travels through the vas deferens and emerges though the penis. It is a painfully process is ultimately fulfilling with the female species.

After I was eating mexican food I started quirfing loudly in spanish class.

quirfing by Jack "spuds" Kiewel November 5, 2010

quirking 

To fail a class, then repeat the same class over again, only to get the same failing grade you got before.

"Dude, if keep skipping class, you'll end up quirking it!"

quirking by footballrocks37 May 23, 2013

Quirking 

To imbelish, fabricate, or exaggerate a story merely to impress your friends.

Jamie: " Hey bro, i went to some random apartment building where a Chinese lady gave me a shower and some ass play."

Jon: "For real kid? you must be Quirking!"

Quirking by urbaneboy December 16, 2010

quifing 

verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife

as he was fucking me i was quifing, i wondered if he had heard me

quifing by ezmerelda September 12, 2005

Quiring 

Witty.

That was a quiring statement.

Quiring by Quickly March 7, 2009

quirking 

being full of shit on a story, often times to make one look cool

panda: "so the waitress was also a part time stripper, she was buying me drinkins all night, closed the place down early and asked me to stay. then she put some porn on the tv and one thing led to another..."

walsh: "man, stop quirking to me, youre so full of shit"

quirking by crazy carl t December 18, 2010

quiffing 

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

quiffing by obvsval February 21, 2023