quantious 

smart, fast and curious.

I couldn't believe how quickly she turned around that complex body of work. My whole mindset shifted. She's hella quantious.

quantious by ResourceNinja October 12, 2018

Quantious 

Verb: "figure it out"

Quantious as a verb is a way of saying, "I believe in you, you can do it. Figure it out."

Derived from the adjective meaning of smart, fast, and curious.

"I don't understand this. These prices are in German and my printer isn't working," he said to his busy boss.

"Quantious," she replied.

"I need directions to your house," she said.

He texted her the address with the caption #quantious

Quantious by ResourceNinja October 15, 2018

Quantious 

An incredible amalgamation of the words copious and quantity, implying a very large amount.

Ed: What did you get up to last night Gus?
Gus: I drank quantious amounts of beer. Absolutely hanging off my tits now.

Quantious by WhySixPedalsFourDirections May 14, 2015

Quantus theory 

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

Quantus theory by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

Quantavious Dinglebottem by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

Quantavious Dingleberry III 

Quandale Dingle’s Grandfather

Quantavious Dingleberry III is so goofy

Quantavious Dingleberry III by hxrlem May 1, 2022

Quantavious booty cheeks 

To firmly (expressively) and (physically) grab your homies cheeks whilst moaning at 350 decibals.

Yo homie, can i Quantavious booty cheeks you up my nigga

Quantavious booty cheeks by Dr Quantavious III December 13, 2022