The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

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Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

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Quintessa

Generally awesome people, Quintessas are rare and special

She's so Quintessa, that girl

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When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"

Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.

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The Quintessentials

The Quintessentials are a popular Satanic Punk band founded by Les Hernandez (a long time publicly open member of the Church of Satan and well-known Hawaii events promoter) in the State of Hawaii in the U.S. in 1998. Pop-Punk band The Queers covered their seminal hit song Another Girl on their album Don't Back Down and they have also featured Tibbie X (X-Possibles, Reagan Youth) on guest vocals. The Quintessentials has also often been referred to as Horror Punk and Satano-Pop.

I seen The Quintessentials play a killer show in Salt Lake City in 2007!

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

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