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Quintessential 

Forming or having the nature of a quintessence; being the most typical.
Doug was the quintessential philosopher
Quintessential by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

Quintessential 

The word a wankbag dumbfucktard will constantly interject into a conversation to fake having a vocabulary.
In yet another example of his lack of depth Harry used the word quintessential to describe
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.
Quintessential by Beardstard April 15, 2020

Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.
Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

Quintessential Stud Muffin 

Joel Gertner ECW
Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.

quintessential fucktard 

A perfect example of a fucking retard.
Barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential fucktard.

The Quintessential Quintuplets

A manga-turned-anime romance series about a tutor named Fuutarou who has to teach five sisters in order to support his poor family.

These sisters of the Nakano family, Miku, Itsuki, Nino, Yotsuba, and Ichika all prove to be quite difficult.
I love the Quintessential Quintuplets. Miku is the best girl.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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