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"Qulfa" is a slang word used in Pakistan for people who urge on nearly everything without any logic and historical background.

Usually they use abusive language and supernatural or unrealistic approach in response to any logical argument.
Qulfa's are found abundantly on social media and can be observed easily in comment section giving illogical arguments ,pretending most wise person of the centaury and using abusive language against everything which is not matching there dream world and fantasies.
Experts believe it is nearly impossible to convince them logically on any thing as they think from there "Ass" instead of "Brain"
The word qulfa is a "Sanskrit" word meaning brainless.
Qulfaism is a worldwide philosophy which inspired Millon's of brainless people.There are four dimensions of "Qulfa" school of thought ( Defense, current affairs, religion and history). That's why in some parts of the world they are also known as four dimensional chutias.
Pakistani "Qulfas" got there inspirations from zaid Hamid for defence , Haqeqat TV for current affairs, Khadim rizvi for religion and some unknown sources for history.
Ali.. Hye Waqas NASA is doing really great we must follow them to explore the Universe.
Ehtisham.. Shut the fuck up we are 200 years ahead of NASA and in ayoub khan's era we helped NASA in launching space station and in Zia ul haq era we had sent space shuttle to Ploto.
Waqas.. What the hell you are saying bro.
Ehtisham.. Its true, You stupid, asshole ... Traitor. Desi liberal pashteen . get lost from here you raw agent you Afghani nationalist. You kafir.
Ali... Leave Ehtisham man. He is a "Qulfa" yesterday he was saying and urging we have observed from space in musharraf era that earth is flat.
QULFA by The Civil Servant June 23, 2020
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