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I deep sigh or either pleasure, or plain relief.
I quelffed so hard after I finished than math exam.
Quelff by Chanc100 March 15, 2016
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Dude, I had the biggest quelff after that test.
Quelff by Chanc100 December 15, 2015
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A deep sigh, or breath, usually either in pain, anger, or pleasure.
"Dude I was so happy to finish that test that I nearly quelffed."
quelff by Chanc100 December 18, 2015

queff nugget 

When a female farts out of her vagina and a medium size blob of lard shoots out.
I was fucking Jamie last night then she laid out a queff nugget in my face.
queff nugget by rst0ne7 May 28, 2015
when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise
We were doing doggy when she queffed.
queff by jim May 9, 2004
A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.
Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!
quelfie by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016
A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".
I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.
quelf by Sandy22 September 24, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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