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I deep sigh or either pleasure, or plain relief.

I quelffed so hard after I finished than math exam.

Quelff by Chanc100 March 15, 2016

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Quelff

A heavy sigh or breath.

Dude, I had the biggest quelff after that test.

Quelff by Chanc100 December 15, 2015

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quelff

A deep sigh, or breath, usually either in pain, anger, or pleasure.

"Dude I was so happy to finish that test that I nearly quelffed."

quelff by Chanc100 December 18, 2015

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queff nugget

When a female farts out of her vagina and a medium size blob of lard shoots out.

I was fucking Jamie last night then she laid out a queff nugget in my face.

queff nugget by rst0ne7 May 28, 2015

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queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

queff by jim May 9, 2004

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quelfie

A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.

Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!

quelfie by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016

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quelf

A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".

I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.

quelf by Sandy22 September 24, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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