quelfie

A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.

Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!

quelfie by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016

beefy queefies 

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.

1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."

beefy queefies by Abdallah Price May 22, 2010

Quelfing 

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

Quelfing by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

Queefie 

money grubbing lazy woman wont work moves relitives in your house

My wife is being a queefie again.

Queefie by Ozzy May 20, 2003

Quellie 

(n.) An unmarked car that multiple people utilize to distribute drugs to a community so that the police do not have an easy way to track the dealers

I was arrested the other night for ridin in my quellie with the lights off.

Leave the quellie on the corner of Texas and Western and I'll pick it up.

Quellie by shaniqua27 October 2, 2012