2 definitions by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister

A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.
Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!
by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016
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When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.
She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.
by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016
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