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"Qulfa" is a slang word used in Pakistan for people who urge on nearly everything without any logic and historical background.

Usually they use abusive language and supernatural or unrealistic approach in response to any logical argument.
Qulfa's are found abundantly on social media and can be observed easily in comment section giving illogical arguments ,pretending most wise person of the centaury and using abusive language against everything which is not matching there dream world and fantasies.
Experts believe it is nearly impossible to convince them logically on any thing as they think from there "Ass" instead of "Brain"
The word qulfa is a "Sanskrit" word meaning brainless.
Qulfaism is a worldwide philosophy which inspired Millon's of brainless people.There are four dimensions of "Qulfa" school of thought ( Defense, current affairs, religion and history). That's why in some parts of the world they are also known as four dimensional chutias.
Pakistani "Qulfas" got there inspirations from zaid Hamid for defence , Haqeqat TV for current affairs, Khadim rizvi for religion and some unknown sources for history.
Ali.. Hye Waqas NASA is doing really great we must follow them to explore the Universe.
Ehtisham.. Shut the fuck up we are 200 years ahead of NASA and in ayoub khan's era we helped NASA in launching space station and in Zia ul haq era we had sent space shuttle to Ploto.
Waqas.. What the hell you are saying bro.
Ehtisham.. Its true, You stupid, asshole ... Traitor. Desi liberal pashteen . get lost from here you raw agent you Afghani nationalist. You kafir.
Ali... Leave Ehtisham man. He is a "Qulfa" yesterday he was saying and urging we have observed from space in musharraf era that earth is flat.
QULFA by The Civil Servant June 23, 2020
Words you can keep
Qula is a caring person who thinks about others and not just herself, she has a good giving heart and not to mention she's fine as hell, a good loyal one who treats others how she would want to be treated, just know if you get one keep her by your side
Everyone wants to be like Qula, she's a good example of a good person.
Qula by Dydywinning March 14, 2017
Related Words
QULFA Quefart Qufart Qula quafa quafaloonta Quafart qufad qufang Quifalimule
When you pass gas from your vagina and rectal canal at the same time.
WORD!
When I was eating my wife's pussy she quefarted in my face, and I DID NOT think it was funny...but she did!

WORD!
Quefart by ZenYaffah August 26, 2016

Queen La Quifa 

A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status.

Can be used in place of someones name.

If you are ever to be present during such an event, a much deserving high five should follow shortly after occurance. Thus, giving the official title of Queen, to the woman.
Listen up Queen La Quifa! You can't make jokes bout my momma like that!
Queen La Quifa by Tully! March 29, 2005

Lashartious qularpious 

The shittiest stupid fuck nigga is the west coast
"Hey lashartious qularpious fuck you"
Literally just dafuq backwards.
Person A: vyBHpaghsbjnld
Person B: qufad?
qufad by InkpenJirachi March 1, 2017
Qufang is a slang word meaning a slut.
Tia is qufang. Tia is a slut
qufang by Your mum 78 October 10, 2015
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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