qelch
qelch by Sigmarizzla June 6, 2024
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Qrelchtown, USA
A historically qrelch township in the Kingdom of York in the Americas in which it holds the record for the most Kleptic events. Most notable for its Garlic Chewing Gum, Toxic Tea, Liquid Ass Nebulizer, Mobilizing drive-thru, the award losing Cropsnitcher Eatery, and the manufacturing hub of Malam Motors.
Qrelchtown, USA by Qrooper May 21, 2021
Qrelch
1. Wearing a carrot costume to work is very qrelch!
2. “Bro you jus said hi and stood there? You jus made the conversation qrelch!”
2. “Bro you jus said hi and stood there? You jus made the conversation qrelch!”
quelcher
1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.
2. Someone who is a scheister
3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
2. Someone who is a scheister
3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.
2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.
3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.
3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
Quelch
An awkward interaction when two people encounter each other in public. Each person attempts to move out of the other's way but move in the same direction, failing to judge the other's direction of movement. The situation can often result in deadlock whereby the only way to extricate oneself is to vocalise an apology and agree on each person's continued route.
Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.