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quelcher 

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
quelcher by Craig W. April 1, 2007
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ETHELBERT QUELCHER 

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.
SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.
ETHELBERT QUELCHER by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

Queef quencher 

When you inhale the queef through the mouth or nose when you eat the pussy and she queefs
"Shees such a queef-queen especially when I eat her pussy!"

"When she queefs when your eating her pussy your a queef quencher

Roman thirst quencher 

"Jees I'm thirsty. Flavius, could you get me a Roman thirst quencher?
Roman thirst quencher by gerivan October 12, 2010

Cookie Quencher 

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!
BOOBS. you know, the two things hanging from your upper bod.
"the other day i was walking on the sidewalk when a tree fell and chopped my quenchers clean off."
quenchers by bojo jojo April 17, 2008

Thirst Quencher 

The Thirst Quencher is a refreshing move in the bedroom where the female sits on the males face and rides the full porn stache into the American sunset while chugging a 12 oz bottle of orange Gatorade.
“Dude last night me and this girl went to the nfl and she needed a drink, you best know that I gave her the ol’ thirst quencher