quelcher

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
by Craig W. March 26, 2007
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ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.
SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.
by CATCHER14526 December 29, 2011
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