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quelcher 

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
quelcher by Craig W. April 1, 2007
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ETHELBERT QUELCHER 

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.
SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.
ETHELBERT QUELCHER by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

Queef quencher 

When you inhale the queef through the mouth or nose when you eat the pussy and she queefs
"Shees such a queef-queen especially when I eat her pussy!"

"When she queefs when your eating her pussy your a queef quencher

Roman thirst quencher 

"Jees I'm thirsty. Flavius, could you get me a Roman thirst quencher?
Roman thirst quencher by gerivan October 12, 2010

Cookie Quencher 

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!
BOOBS. you know, the two things hanging from your upper bod.
"the other day i was walking on the sidewalk when a tree fell and chopped my quenchers clean off."
quenchers by bojo jojo April 17, 2008

Thirst Quencher 

The Thirst Quencher is a refreshing move in the bedroom where the female sits on the males face and rides the full porn stache into the American sunset while chugging a 12 oz bottle of orange Gatorade.
“Dude last night me and this girl went to the nfl and she needed a drink, you best know that I gave her the ol’ thirst quencher”
Thirst Quencher by kaitylicious January 3, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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