qelching
putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked
qelching by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024
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quelching by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010
Quelching
The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.
Quelching by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024
Qwelching
Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.
Qwelching by John Killian April 24, 2024
quelching
Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"
quelching by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024
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