qelching 

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked

Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.

qelching by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024

quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.

quelching by dunno August 20, 2003

Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass

We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.

Quelching by Geartay April 18, 2011

quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.

"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"

quelching by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010

Quelching

The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.

"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"

Quelching by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024

Qwelching 

Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.

Hey bro wanna go Qwelching today.

Qwelching by John Killian April 24, 2024

quelching

inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal

Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"

quelching by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024