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qelching 

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked
Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.
qelching by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024
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An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.
Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.
quelching by dunno August 20, 2003
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To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass
We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.
Quelching by Geartay April 18, 2011
To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.
"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"
quelching by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010
The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.
"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"

Qwelching 

Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.
Hey bro wanna go Qwelching today.
Qwelching by John Killian April 24, 2024
inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"
quelching by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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