Hazza, you've found the secret, this is when you find an all key pattern to beat such strings as "qwerty", this string is when you type from up to down then alternating from left to right going, "qaz" then "plm" then "wsx" then "okn" and so on until you get this.
I finally made a new all keyboredom pattern, qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy
when you're so goddamn bored, you go down from the top from the left and down, then from the right, then then move one letter closer to the middle from both sides.
I can't believe it's 2018 and no one has put this in.
I've tried it all. It's time. I'm gonnatry qazplmwsxoknedcijnrfvuhbtgy
you are an abomination
stay away from me
you have unlocked a pattern on your keyboard for someone that is extremely bored
please
go away
go away
go away
go away
go away
go away
go away
go away
go away
i give up
why are you still here
stop
bruh
GO AWAY
why
ughugh fine now go
You: I'm gonna type qazplmwsxoknedcijnrfvuhbtgy!
Friend 1: Why?
You: Because i'm bored af doing a math test
Friend 2: ok
That one person that spys on you and tells the teacher: Ms _______! ________ is typing qazplmwsxoknedcijnrfvuhbtgy!!!
bruh
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."