When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT!
In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!
when you're so goddamn bored, you go down from the top from the left and down, then from the right, then then move one letter closer to the middle from both sides.
I can't believe it's 2018 and no one has put this in.
I've tried it all. It's time. I'm gonnatry qazplmwsxoknedcijnrfvuhbtgy
The ULTRA stage of boredom. This is when you really don't want to do anything. You are supposed be participating in class, but still you don't give a crap.
How the heck did you end up typing this in. At this point you aren't bored, you're just trying to find any reason to hit those funny little shapes on the buttons. This is going down on the keyboard but switching sides each time you go down, and meeting in the middle.