qanton

That asshole conspiracist guy that won’t shut up about conspiracy theories they’ve read online

My roommate’s name is Anton and he loves talking your ear off about conspiracy theories. We call him QAnton behind his back.

by Antxn April 1, 2021

QAnonce

1. Someone who knowingly or unknowingly aides child sex traffickers by sharing fake news and insane conspiracy theories about imaginary child sex traffickers.

2. Mentally challenged, virtue signalling, right-wingers who pretend to care about victims of the sex slave trade but couldn't give a solitary fuck about refugee kids who are kept in cages or drowning in the sea.

Person 1: I'm trying to call the anti-trafficking hotline to save my child, but they're always busy.
Person 2: Yeah it's because of all the QAnonces.

Person 1: Thick fucking cunts!

by Snowtard Libflake August 26, 2020

QAnontard

Anyone who believes there's a cabal of Satan worshipping Democrat and celebrity paedophiles secretly trying to bring about a New World Order.

I read a post today claiming Donald Trump is some sort of hero, trying to stop Satan worshippers from taking over the world. What is it with these braindead QAnontards? Delusions and boredom are two things that should never be mixed.

by FrankenDanny August 30, 2020

Qanon Shaman

The Qanon Shaman is a mythical creature who only appears in riots and protests. They say if you look hard enough, you could see him at every protest and riot. His horns are said to open portals to anywhere within the USA.

"Hey have you seen the Qanon Shaman?"

by Juicey boy January 7, 2021

QAnon

QAnon began as a prank by 4chan members with the goal of convincing gullible people to unwittingly promote the fictional organization "Queers Anonymous". It has since been adopted and perpetuated by many around the world.

"QAnon knows the truth about the global conspiracy against Donald Trump and Bigfoot!"

by ProtocolsofZionNationalPark October 16, 2020

Qanon

When your IQ is a'nonexistent.

Brenda be drankin' the Q-laid. Poor girl probably be a little Qanon in the head.

by UncleFamousRaceCarDriverDoctor September 23, 2020

Qanon Shapiro

Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.

Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?

Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.

by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022