Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.

Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!

penipsoriasis by TheOneAndOnlyTalena August 1, 2011

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Peniphobia

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

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penipulate

When a handsome man manipulates a woman using his sex appeal/penis.

That guy is so hot, he penipulated me into going to a NASCAR race.

penipulate by The Difference August 10, 2014

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punipuni

Japanese mimetic word meaning “squishy”. It’s used to define the actual feeling of something squishy like soft hands or animal paws.

The paws not being ‘punipuni’ like in manga have left me in utter despair!

punipuni by what’sapseudonym June 24, 2020

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peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

peniphernalia by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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