peniplasty

If you are a woman and had a penis installed by your local mexican or circuit city, you had a peniplasty.

mike: hey jenny why is there a bulge in your pants.
Jenny: uh i had a peniplasty.
Mike: sike dude get that abomintation away from me.

peniplasty by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

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peniplasty

Surgical procedure to change the female genetalia to male genetalia. Involves slicing the scrote to make lips and total removal of the shaft.

Person 1: wow, that chick really looks like a dude...

Person 2: Yeah, she must have had a peniplasty.

peniplasty by Kriminal March 10, 2005

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peniplasty • Peniplasti • peenieplasty • Penis Pasty

peenieplasty

A sex change surgery that changes female genitalia to male genitalia.

Mr. Garrison wanted to have a peen again, so he got a peenieplasty.

peenieplasty by Leelandthins December 31, 2017

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Peniplasti

To get completely owned, destroyed, and/or demolished in any competitive activity.

"Those herbs just got peniplastied!"

"Did you win your match?
Yeah, we peniplastied them!"

Peniplasti by dbaby007 March 5, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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