Conjunction of the words paedophile and armageddon first used by Chris Morris in the 2001 Brass eye special "paedogeddon" to satorise the media hype surrounding paedophilia issues of the time.

" anyone who is offended by Chris Morris's paedogeddon brass eye special is clearly a cocoa-shunter "

Paedogeddon by Edward Owen June 6, 2007

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Pedograph

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.

Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.

Pedograph by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010

pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

pedoglasses by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015

pedogit

the opposite of an erection; the shrinking of a penis due to experiencing something awful or disgusting

Jim: "Did you see '2 Girls 1 Cup'?"

Joe: "Regrettably, yes. I had a pedogit all day."

pedogit by borntobustass September 26, 2010

Pedogay

Combination of Pedophile and Gay to create a hybrid word to describe a type of person who molests boys usually in the age range of three to nine.

Pedogay today!
That person is so pedogay.
Pedogays should all die because they are disgusting.

Pedogay by King_John December 4, 2003

Pedogendz

A community of individuals who worship and idolize a known pedophile leader without regard to the safety of their own children.

It was already known that the community leader was a pedophile, but he decided to join them anyways. He is now one of the pedogendz.

Pedogendz by Synge December 18, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026