A hobbit-like gaybag that is also pedo or pedobag, a pederast or awkward child-liker. A short, hairy gay troll or Catholic priest. Anyone who emails videos of choir boys singing like kittens thinking it's cute.
The practice or act of marrying off children, especially before they reachlegal, emotional, or physical maturity.
Pedagamy is a violation of children's rights and is condemned in many societies.
Laws against pedagamy exist, but enforcement is often weak in rural areas where cultural traditions still prevail.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.