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pedodendronecrozoofilia 

When you get take 2 branches put them in asses of both male dead birds and force them to fuck each other
I like pedodendronecrozoofilia its my favorite filia

Pedofender 

A portmantua of "pedophile" and "defender"

NOUN: A person who defends a convicted pedophile/child molester to a visibly sick and or illogical degree.

Someone that has an unhealthy, one-way relationship with a convicted pedophile to the point to where they become the pedophile's minion.
"A Chen is a pedofender for Austin Jones."
When the internet & media push neutral or pro pedo narratives, either by sexualizing celebrities that look prepubescent specifically because they look prepubescent, championing gross age gap relationships where the younger participant is in their teens/early 20s, or just straight up defending pedo elites.
2014 male: "Ariana Grande is so hot bro."

"Nah she got a baby face and no body. Lookin like a teenager."

Mad 2014 males: "Bro, that's the point."

"Fuck all that pedoganda."

Average 9gagger: "Old hag, grey haired 35 year old cryptkeepers always complain that I date 20 year old dumb bar whores at 45. Why? Because the 35 year old Medusa hit the wall at 25. She's ran thru. And can't get a hi valyew like me!"

"Fam, chill with all the pedoganda. You crazier than I Fell In Love With My Psychiatrist."
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026