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Pedogendz 

A community of individuals who worship and idolize a known pedophile leader without regard to the safety of their own children.
It was already known that the community leader was a pedophile, but he decided to join them anyways. He is now one of the pedogendz.
Pedogendz by Synge December 18, 2016
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pedodendronecrozoofilia 

When you get take 2 branches put them in asses of both male dead birds and force them to fuck each other
I like pedodendronecrozoofilia its my favorite filia

Pedofender 

A portmantua of "pedophile" and "defender"

NOUN: A person who defends a convicted pedophile/child molester to a visibly sick and or illogical degree.

Someone that has an unhealthy, one-way relationship with a convicted pedophile to the point to where they become the pedophile's minion.
"A Chen is a pedofender for Austin Jones."
When the internet & media push neutral or pro pedo narratives, either by sexualizing celebrities that look prepubescent specifically because they look prepubescent, championing gross age gap relationships where the younger participant is in their teens/early 20s, or just straight up defending pedo elites.
2014 male: "Ariana Grande is so hot bro."

"Nah she got a baby face and no body. Lookin like a teenager."

Mad 2014 males: "Bro, that's the point."

"Fuck all that pedoganda."

Average 9gagger: "Old hag, grey haired 35 year old cryptkeepers always complain that I date 20 year old dumb bar whores at 45. Why? Because the 35 year old Medusa hit the wall at 25. She's ran thru. And can't get a hi valyew like me!"

"Fam, chill with all the pedoganda. You crazier than I Fell In Love With My Psychiatrist."
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