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When the internet & media push neutral or pro pedo narratives, either by sexualizing celebrities that look prepubescent specifically because they look prepubescent, championing gross age gap relationships where the younger participant is in their teens/early 20s, or just straight up defending pedo elites.
2014 male: "Ariana Grande is so hot bro."

"Nah she got a baby face and no body. Lookin like a teenager."

Mad 2014 males: "Bro, that's the point."

"Fuck all that pedoganda."

Average 9gagger: "Old hag, grey haired 35 year old cryptkeepers always complain that I date 20 year old dumb bar whores at 45. Why? Because the 35 year old Medusa hit the wall at 25. She's ran thru. And can't get a hi valyew like me!"

"Fam, chill with all the pedoganda. You crazier than I Fell In Love With My Psychiatrist."
Words you can keep
a filipino term to call someone pogi and ganda. pogi = handsome, ganda = beautiful
handsome and beautiful
Person 1: uy! that lalake there is really poganda
Person 2: what?
Person 3: omg! I agree!
poganda by Night7593 May 20, 2023

pedosantafile clause 

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like
That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

Pedomando 

An elite and highly skilled group of pedophiles that use the most advanced weapons and tactics to achieve sexual gratification.
Pedomando Force Zero GO!!!
Pedomando by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006

Pedaganda 

Using children to spread information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.
I was listening to the pedaganda from the small children giving prepared speeches in support of their political agenda as they were paraded out in front of the cameras.
Pedaganda by Tolstoylives September 26, 2019

pedonana 

A banana with dreadlocks and a rainbow beanie with an appearance similar to Bob Marley. It is commonly seen wearing a pedophilic smile.
Wow~ Pedonanas are taking over the world :O
pedonana by domo_face June 2, 2011

pedopanda 

Likes children and pandas excessively.
Pei Ru is a pedopanda.
pedopanda by MLSM August 29, 2010
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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