pedogit 

the opposite of an erection; the shrinking of a penis due to experiencing something awful or disgusting

Jim: "Did you see '2 Girls 1 Cup'?"

Joe: "Regrettably, yes. I had a pedogit all day."

pedogit by borntobustass September 26, 2010

Pedomitzvah 

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

Pedomitzvah by DexiKiix July 22, 2007

Pedokitty 

Delusional transvestite whore who thinks it's a female cat and preys on 14 year old boys.

Oh it's the Pedokitty again, being an attention whore.

Pedokitty by Furry of Lame April 25, 2011

Pedobitch 

Female who fucks children

Mark: Yo dude Evan's teacher told Evan he can go to her house and gave him a handjob yesterday, and he still hasn't come home and his parents are bloody worried.
Miguel: Oh it is a pedobitch moment!

Pedobitch by Maikaw Kisbig December 4, 2019

pedgitivity 

Pedgitivity- a euphoric state of feeling positively towards a creativity one is not familiar with experiencing before

Andy Owens nick name is pedgitivity. Because he is in a state of pedgitivity.

pedgitivity by Truphoric October 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019