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pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014
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He is smart handsome dashing, he’s the heart of every gathering,no party ever starts until prankul arrives with the booze , he’s a spoilt party animal who parties like there is no tomorrow, deep down a deeply caring and a kind hearted person who cares about everybody but sometimes fails to show it. When he walks into a room , the room lights up.
That man is literally the party starter ,
“Yeah , he’s sucha prankul”
prankul by panduop September 30, 2020
A prank calling chat on a web messenger that no one in the world has heard of. For the people they include cranky british guys, douchebags who suck at prank calling, and a crack whore called Divaaa who is worshipped by over half of the chat. She sounds more like a man than Bastian. They enjoy telling people in the chat to fuck off when they ask for a prank call. Also Divaaa likes to fuck alot because she says it alot, your welcome pedofiles.

They also raid craigslist until they find some stupid ad that they wont get anywhere with.
On Pranku voice chat:
*Divaaa talks*
Random Guy: I hope that was a girl talking.
Divaaa: *Her manly ass voice* Yes because this is the voice of a boy.
Pranku by TheAnonymousLurker February 22, 2011
When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.
before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.
pankus by tballer September 2, 2006

phankuakquey 

(Pan-quack-wey) is what you do in an urgent case when you need to be hidden, but have nowhere to hide, therefore, you go into a position similar to the of a starfish, and flatten out against a flat surface.
Shart tomato pie cabbage sos animaux ! There's nowhere to hide from the serial killer !!!! Quick phankuakquey
phankuakquey by Slutty nun May 13, 2017
It .mean the handsome Person in the world who can care there life partner 💗💗 always like a queen without pankul no party can starts he always love (H)name person and he is the lovely 💕 person who is always in the heart of there mother
Pankul love her mother always
pankul by Harshita November 23, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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