pankus

When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.

before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.

by tballer September 2, 2006

Pankus

A mushroom shaped bruise or related mark resulting from a particularly forecful pank. A visible injury or mark left by a high velocity whipping of one's penis against another.

I left my signature pankus on her left cheek and let her know that "she ought not be sassin' daddy"

by Breeched November 24, 2006

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

pancus

a bruise incurred on the face, in the eye or otherwise, upon being struck by a penis; a facial pain caused by a phallus.

Did you see that guy's black eye? Yeah, man, that was a pancus.

by Rhon October 30, 2007

punkus

1. This is a noun used to describe someone who has just said something you felt was rude but in a cute way, usually to flirt or poke fun. 2. A flirting term of endearment. 3. A cross between a punk and a fungus.

i cannot believe you just poked fun at me by calling me a dork, you punkus. You look like a punk rocking mushroom or a punkus.

by dalaiwonka August 6, 2008

panousing

a word used to describe the action or creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

by rawproductions December 7, 2010

pannus butter

The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.

Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.

by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022