pxulie_b 

Soon to be one of the best music artists of his generation.

Ayo there go pxulie_b!

pxulie_b by Ur mooooommmmmy April 6, 2021

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Paulie Bleeker by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

Paulie Bleekered 

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.

"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."

Paulie Bleekered by Paisem April 26, 2009

Paulie Bear 

Adorable aloof tewksburian. Engaging, enthralling, intriguing and loveable. It's an impossibility to not fall in love with this prime speciman of man.

SB found herself twitterpated over Paulie Bear. She gets a total Susan every time he calls.

Paulie Bear by SivB March 17, 2009

brown paulie 

where you shove your own dick deep inside your rectum and clean it out like a fuckin plunger until there isnt any shit left to extract. Then with all the fuckin stank on your hang down you suck your own dick. therefore a brown paulie.

Derek: ah shit dude jon was shwasted as fuck last night and pulled a brown paulie in his room.

phil: dude thats sick as fuck was there a lot of shit left on the floor?

brown paulie by puss masters December 13, 2010

Bang a Paulie 

In Massachusetts when you hit a minor speed bump.

"I bang a Paulie on main street last night and I think it ruined my tail pipe"

Bang a Paulie by Memelord69420 September 9, 2019