Variation of pwnd. Pronounced "Pown-zored". To be beaten down good and hard, never to rise again without being pwnd and pwnd and pwnd again and again and again. In a word: pwnzrd.
Dude, I totally pwnzrd those n00bz at CT, HALO 2, and even Pong. They are the lamest of the lame.
The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be used in the most extreme instances of someone getting pwned. Misuse of the word could, in turn, classify you as a noob and or even a cheeseman. The word is only to be used by those who are treated as royalty in the fields of gaming, or even life. Can add a -d for past tense, or an -s to define ones skill. (ex. 1. "You got pwnzordorizatinagatated!" 2. "Man, Paris pwnzordorizatinagatates like it's his job, eh?"
#1
Paris: 1 v 1? I don't know about this...
Eric: Oh yeah... Want some? Get some!!
Eric: Wait, what the hell?!? Nooooo!! *owned!*
Eric: No, again?!! *pwned!*
Eric: Christ! Three times?!! *pwnage!!*
Eric: Holy roffle copter!!! *!PWNZORD!*
Eric: Not funny... *PWNZORDORIZATINAGATATED!!!!!!!*
Paris: 1 v 1 not so easy, huh buddy?
Eric: :'(
Paris: Cry more noob.
#2
Being hit by a car while getting struck by lighting as a bird deficates on your head and your voice cracking as you go to scream for help is perfect grounds for someone to look at you and say, "pwnzordorizatinagatated!!".
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*